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When someone talks back to the teacher.

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When my mum wants to know who ate all the food…

I could be writing

yeahyareads:

or I could be making fake covers for books I haven’t written yet.

When you wear socks on a tile floor.

kateemilyobrien:

When you hear your sibling getting yelled at in the other room…

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That awkward moment when you spilled table all over your liquid..

Talking to my mom on the phone: »

TUMBLR. WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?

kristinakramer:

Normal people: Why wont it open!?
Me: Y U NO OPEN!!??

Normal people: I feel so lonely
Me: forever alone…

Normal people: Ohh, I get it!
Me: OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.

Normal people: Lol, i dont care.
Me: Cool story bro.

Normal people: OMG, hot guy alert!!
Me: UNF! HNNNNGGGGGG.

Normal people: hahahahahahhaha, that’s funny!!
Me: hahahhaahaha, what is air??!

Normal people: I’m so angry.
Me: FFFFFFFFFUUUUU

Normal people: I’m cool
Me: Like a Boss

That moment when you press play on your iPod, and you forget that the volume is all the way up.